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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"
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"[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] ""Hey--"" *points to shooting star* ""You've put on a lot of weight."""
"Last night after we had sex I asked my wife if she was faking it and she said ""no, I really was asleep."""
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
"Captain America Civil War Joke. What's War Machines favorite dance move? The Crawlington"
"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."
"Wife: ""Tony is coming round"" Me: ""Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"" Tony: ""I'm here for the money."" *DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*"
"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"
"Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow"