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Joke of the Day
"""Dear NASA... ...Your mom thought I was big enough"" -Pluto"
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"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."
"accidentally just walked halfway into a hug intended for someone else on the sidewalk maybe can't leave house ever again"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's odd."
"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."
"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"
"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A Tire."
"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."