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Joke of the Day

"""Dear NASA... ...Your mom thought I was big enough"" -Pluto"

"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"

"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."

"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"

"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."

"Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free."

"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."

"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."