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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A Tire."

"My neighbor still has his christmas lights up. Not to be out done, I won't remove my politcal yard signs until November 2012."

"Girl adjusts her bra. And no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind."

"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed."

"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"

"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."

"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"

"There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees."