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Joke of the Day

"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"

"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."

"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail."

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."