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Joke of the Day
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
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"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."
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"What's the difference between a penis and a criminal? Well a penis gets hard, but a criminal does HARD time!"