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Joke of the Day
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
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"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."
"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."
"Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce."
"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""
"They say diarrhoea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans"
"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."
"Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980. There were billions less people. It was way easier."
"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."