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Joke of the Day
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
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"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."
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"Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget."
"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube."
"I heard a great joke in the elevator today It was funny on so many levels."
"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."