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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"
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"What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi."
"I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend ""That's us in 10 years"". She said ""That's a mirror""."
"""Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight."" I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date."
"My greatest accomplishment as a father? Teaching my son to scream, ""I WANT MOMMY,"" whenever my wife sends me into his room."
"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza."
"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."