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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."
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"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
"""Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"" [cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]"
"I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy."
"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."
"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"