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Joke of the Day
"I named my bathroom ""the Jim"" So I can tell my friends I go to the Jim everyday"
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"Helpful hint: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off."
"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
"One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry."
"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh? RYAN: Yes. [silence] TRUMP: Thank God. RYAN: I know TRUMP: I'd be SO bad at it RYAN: We literally all might die"
"Why are their no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchline is to long"
"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."