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Joke of the Day

"TRUMP: I'm gonna lose, huh? RYAN: Yes. [silence] TRUMP: Thank God. RYAN: I know TRUMP: I'd be SO bad at it RYAN: We literally all might die"

"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?"

"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"

"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. ... ... I now have $999,999.75"

"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."