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Joke of the Day

"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"

"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."

"how do lawyers argue without crying"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"

"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"

"Political joke Donald Trump"

"A girl walks into a bar and introduces herself.... She walks up to a guy at a bar and says ""Hi, I'm Anita."" He replies, ""Anita this dick?"""