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Joke of the Day

"After 10 years of marriage I've composed a check list of good reasons to get married. 1) Your family is being held hostage. 2) 3)"

"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"

"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"

"Solid Snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? Time for you to get a watch."

"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"

"What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? ""I'm having a movement"""

"I wanted to stop for McDonald's this morning but the line was too wide."

"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"

"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."