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Joke of the Day
"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."
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"I crashed my family's car I've always wanted to see how a Mercedes-Benz."
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"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."
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"At the water cooler, just ""accidentally"" splashed my pants to hide some pee. This Christmas, I'll give the office a chocolate fountain."
"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."