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Joke of the Day

"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""

"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."

"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."

"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"

"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"