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Joke of the Day
"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"
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"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."
"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."
"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"
"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"
"I was surprised to learn my kid failed the road driving test... ...she Tweeted three times that it seem to be going well."
"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"