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Joke of the Day
"A problem shared is a problem halved Unless that problem is an STD"
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"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"
"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."
"When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943 Cause I got to separate the whites and colors"
"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"
"A procrastinator and a depressed man walk into a bar... Depressed man: I'm driving straight off a bridge tonight. Procrastinator: I've been telling myself that for weeks."
"They were just called ranch doritos until they started smoking parliaments and listening to mumford and sons"
"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."
"Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another."
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."