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Joke of the Day
"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."
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"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"
"Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes."
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"Knock-knock! Who's there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede under the Christmas tree."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."
"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."
"How to pick up a girl Me: Are you interested in having the best sex of your life? Her: No. Me: Well then you came to the right place ;)"
"I pan fried chicken tonight. On another completely unrelated note: the firemen in my town are gorgeoussssss."
"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."