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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"
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"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."
"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."
"[genie emerges from his lamp] Master, what is thy [he sees me on the bed pointing at the remote like 3ft away] Are u kidding me"
"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."
"Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished."
"When a guy shaves his head bald and wears a sweatband, the top of his head looks like a stick of roll-on deodorant."
"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"
"What do you call an isolated mystical forest creature? Gnome alone."
"I have been taking notes So if you are missing notes, I probably have them"