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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks."

"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"

"I've been informed by TSA that my man-bun is not allowed on the plane. They fear a riot from horny women clamoring to sit next to me"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."

"There was a paradox... And ***Theseus*** parked his ***ship*** right in-between them. "