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Joke of the Day

"Jewish Pizza What is the difference between a jew and a Pizza? The pizza does not scream when you put it in a oven."

"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"

"I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now."

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."