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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"
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"What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard"
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"
"Is it gay in here or is it just Glee?"
"A man walks into a bar. It knocks him out cold."
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"An English Joke What happens to Santa when he gets addicted to heroin? He becomes a dependent clause"
"I think the 2016 Cubs would beat the 1908 Cubs. First, the 1908 Cubs are all dead. Second, the 2016 Cubs are all alive."