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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"
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"My fridge should be called Kraft... cos it's full of sliced singles, individually wrapped in plastic."
"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."
"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement In the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click ""I agree"""
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea..."
"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."