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Joke of the Day

"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"

"My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!"

"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's ""sushi,"" but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's ""a shark attack."""

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."

"Sound smarter than you are: end words with ""eaux"" and sentences with ""if you will."" If you're pissed, ""quite frankly"" adds a nice touch."

"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"