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Joke of the Day

"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."

"Why are Paris's streets lined with trees? German soldiers like to march in the shade."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."

"Coming this Christmas, an ageing misogynist and his quest to correct all women in his path. Hugh Grant stars in ""Actually, Love""."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"

"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"

"Watching football (soccer), I see that it is very relevant to my life Little to no goals"