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Joke of the Day
"I don't like how far I have to scroll down when I enter my birth year online."
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"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"
"What's the best joke you ever heard? For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down."
"A feminist once asked me: ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I responded: ""1080p."""
"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."
"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."
"Pun challenge My friend entered a pun tournament this weekend and had to submit 10 puns. When I asked if he won, he told me ""No pun in ten did"""
"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"
"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"