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Joke of the Day

"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"

"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"

"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""

"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."

"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."

"I think one of my dads might be gay"

"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"

"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""

"what's another word for ""religion""? insurance scam"

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."