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Joke of the Day
"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"
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"So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid... He says he can stop anytime."
"Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."
"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"""We're going to need a bigger pocket."" - iPhone 6 Plus"
"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"
"Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss"
"You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz? That's just a stereotype."