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Joke of the Day
"You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz? That's just a stereotype."
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"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""
"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"
"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"
"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""