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Joke of the Day

"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."

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"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."
"Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe...Master ba- I: Just don't."
"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"
"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter? Santa would never free an elf."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."