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Joke of the Day
"Duck Hunting Joke What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
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"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."
"I hate stools... They are a bunch of sons of benches."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"
"I'm a hard-core Greenbay Packers fan, and every time they score. I do the Lambeau leap into my staircase."
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me."
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"I only act to support my waitressing career."
"Q: What did the tire say to the tire? A: I'm tired!"