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Joke of the Day

"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."

"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."

"Why do men die before their wives? Because we want to!"

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face."

"Friday is just Monday with tits."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."

"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."

"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"

"Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees? Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade."

"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed!"