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Joke of the Day
"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."
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"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."
"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."
"You're more useless than a..."
"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder."