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Joke of the Day

"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. 'Murica"

"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."