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Joke of the Day

"How did the elephant get into the room? We don't talk about it..."

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."

"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."

"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"""

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth."

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"