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"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"
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"Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?"
"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"
"Girl dog: I'm into bad boys Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh"
"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"
"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie."
"So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here."
"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."