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Joke of the Day

"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About six beers."

"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"

"This might be an uncomfortable subject for some... But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940."

"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you work in the alzheimer's wing of a nursing home, then you get lots."

"A guy calls his wife to say he's had an accident at the factory He says, ""I got my finger cut off!"" She asks, ""The whole finger?"" He replies, ""No, the one next to it."""

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? A: Boxing"