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Joke of the Day

"A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"Guy Fieri's parents were two lyrics websites"

"What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? The Boy Scout came back from camp."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 10."

"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."

"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."

"Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better."