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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."
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"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."
"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"
"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"