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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"

"Oh look what the cat dragged in [cat drags in dead body] Cat: quick we need 20lbs of lye and two shovels"

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small. *A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*"

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""

"Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead."