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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
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"Pain Pills? You mean bitch mints? **^^flexes**"
"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."
"Why do farts smell? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."
"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother!"
"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."