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Joke of the Day

"If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation."

"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""

"There's a metal band that plays while on soapy water. Slipknot"

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."

"I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex.. He's a small arms dealer."

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."