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Joke of the Day

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"A pirate walks into a bar with paper towel on his head. The bartender says, ""Hey, do you realize you have paper towel on your head?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrg, I have a bounty on my head."""

"Being an adult is mostly hurrying up to get to places you didn't want to go in the first place."

"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."

"Milk prices could reach as high as $8/gallon soon & at those prices I'm giving everyone the OK to cry if you spill some."

"It's impossible to run in campsites. You can only ran. Because it's past tents."

"[in bed] Her: Easy, cowboy. I'm not having unprotected sex. Me: No worries! Her: Where are you going? Me: To lock the front door. Her: ..."

"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."