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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door? A Conquistador!"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has. Received Frances Highest Honor..."

"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."

"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."

"It's adorable how I write ""beer"" on my shopping list like I'd somehow forget."

"two lesbians Lesbian 1: ""Hey! I finally found your dido!"" Lesbian 2: ""Great! I knew you had it in you!"""

"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."

"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"