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Joke of the Day

"I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of my eye, but half the time if theres anything in my eye its a damn eyelash."

"Why do women live longer than men? God gives them the time back they spent parking."

"Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup? Because they were tailor made for it."

"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend."

"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"

"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"