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Joke of the Day

"I woke up the other day and had really bad bed head. Never called her again."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."

"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them."

"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."

"A boy asks the teacher, ""what's infinity?"" Teacher: ""think of a number."" Boy: ""ok, I've got one."" Teacher: ""good, that's not it!"""

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"