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Joke of the Day

"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."

"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"So I've heard the AFL player Chris Judd gets women pretty wet... But I reckon Adam Goodes gets them Damper."

"A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's."

"What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."

"I've been doing so much cardio that I'm going to have a heart attack And my hearts gonna win."