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Joke of the Day
"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."
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"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."
"Money is really tight this year... My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas."
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""
"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."