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Joke of the Day

"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."

"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."

"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."

"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."

"What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!"

"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."

"Just ordered Chinese food from a place called Magic Wok. In the 'additional notes' I said ""pls make the sadness disappear."" LAUGH OUT LOUD"