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Joke of the Day

"911: What is your emergency. M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry."

"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"After lengthy reflection, I've concluded that having kids wasn't worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"

"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"

"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it."