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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one they don't tell retards? NO? Oh well never mind then."
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"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."
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"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"
"Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before"
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