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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."

"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."

"Yes officer I know it seems like a lot for personal use."

"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"Why is six afraid of seven? seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."

"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."

"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"

"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""