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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill."
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"So I went to the pool... I looked at the rules and the first rule was ""The pool is not a restroom"" And I just thought to myself ""No shit"""
"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."
"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"I got a new stick of deoderant. Instructions said: 'remove cap & push up bottom'. I can barely walk but when I fart the room smells lovely"
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."
"It's spooky how many kids look like their owners."