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Joke of the Day

"Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park"""

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"What do you call a naked skateboarder? A scab."

"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"

"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."