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Joke of the Day
"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"
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"Why couldn't the lizard get it up? He had ereptile dysfunction."
"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."
"This guy was all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore."
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"
"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"
"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out."
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."