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Joke of the Day
"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."
Next Joke
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."
"Even 9/11 had its positives... My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."
"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"
"WIFE: I can't take it anymore. Your incorrect use of idioms is tearing us apart! ME [taking her hand]: Cat got your tongue?"
"What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke"
"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."